I hate spiders. They’re so rude.
I put a sign in front of my house saying ‘No Spiders Allowed’ and they come in anyway. What’s up with that??
I’ve tried to be nice. I’ve tried politely asking them to leave. I get nothing. The silent treatment. Not even a hello.
I’m beginning to wonder if they can even speak English. I mean really, Australia is an English speaking country. I don’t think its too much to ask that a spider learn how to speak English. How else do they expect to get a job? How do they earn money to feed their spider-babies if they can’t even speak our language?